Thread: One of two options

Just go to Thailand or the Philipines and buy a new young one like all the SOF pensioners do.

You can now get Russian war brides on the internet.

Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

Just go to Thailand or the Philipines and buy a new young one like all the SOF pensioners do.

You can now get Russian war brides on the internet.

I keep getting 'Russian Bikie Woman Available' in my AULRO header. From the pics, it's lucky I don't have a motorcycle anymore.


Now look here, you erudite forum foragers, i think you have all missed the crux of Spudfan's thread. It appears to me that, on reflection, the problem is on his side of the mirror, not the long suffering bride's.

Originally Posted by Saitch

I keep getting 'Russian Bikie Woman Available' in my AULRO header. From the pics, it's lucky I don't have a motorcycle anymore.


Now look here, you erudite forum forages, i think you have all missed the crux of Spudfan's thread. It appears to me that, on reflection, the problem is on his side of the mirror, not the long suffering bride's.

I laughed weetbix on my keyboard after reading this...

Originally Posted by Saitch

I keep getting 'Russian Bikie Woman Available' in my AULRO header. From the pics, it's lucky I don't have a motorcycle anymore.

I get "Russian Soldier Widow, 42". Usually delectable dolly birds looking 22. I imagine a Russian private's widow of 42 would be able to carry a jackhammer on each shoulder to her roadworks job.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Roma Street, she was holidaying with you, so I assumed she was your wife. Who ever she was, she was a charming lady.

Oh, that woman on our train trip to Longreach. Did I introduce her as my wife?

Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

I get "Russian Soldier Widow, 42". Usually delectable dolly birds looking 22. I imagine a Russian private's widow of 42 would be able to carry a jackhammer on each shoulder to her roadworks job.

They seem to go from “pretty” to “tractor” overnight somewhere in their late 30s.

Originally Posted by BradC

They seem to go from “pretty” to “tractor” overnight somewhere in their late 30s.

When in Spain I thought that the drop dead, gorgeous young ladies must go to the National University of Adiposia, at the age of 35.

Originally Posted by BradC

They seem to go from “pretty” to “tractor” overnight somewhere in their late 30s.

Actually, it's as they cross the equator, regardless of age.