Thread: How Can I Eradicate Nicole

Originally Posted by p38arover

We got woken by our bedroom smoke detector false alarming at 0330 hours. Dunno what it is about our bedroom but it's happened with several different detectors. No other ones in adjoining rooms go off.

Dust particles coming in from the roof space usually does it
(Unless the possums have been in the herb garden)

Originally Posted by 4bee

Indicates that you or your 'er indoors is a bit of Hot Stuff in bed, Ron.

LIke this?

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Wot you sayin' Willis, they are **** because Ron buys them?

Yep!

she rang me yesterday, I listened to her monotonous voice for a little while and tried to tell her to put a little timbre into her voice but she wouldn't stop talking long enough for me to tell her.

I asked her what she was wearing but she appeared to ignore me...

I asked her if we could meet for a coffee , but I guess she doesn't like coffee.

I gave her my skype id and asked her to call me there at 10pm last night but she stood me up.

maybe she will call me back.....

Today I've told her that I'm married and not interested ten times, yep, TEN times, and she still won't get the hint...

Chuck the phone, that'll learn her.

It sounds like I'm fortunate not to know Nicole......yet, and no, you can't give her my number.
Don.

Don’t hang up
If she’s ringing from a landline she won’t be able to disturb anyone else until you hang up

Originally Posted by Gav 110

Don’t hang up
If she’s ringing from a landline she won’t be able to disturb anyone else until you hang up

That doesn't work, for some reason. When I tried that tactic, the beep, beep, beep hang up tone came on and then the line went dead, They're obviously smarter than our telcos or perhaps have inside assistance or both.