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Thread: MELBOURNE OBSESSION WITH TOILET PAPER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    How about a non-stick, aerosol spray for the anus (did 'Aerosol cover that?) which would be left in the toilet and applied before each bowel evacuation?

    "Dag Off", 'Dagex', 'ShinyRs' or something may be the go.

    It just wouldn't do to get it mixed up with "Spray on Fast Setting Upholstery Glue" though or you wouldn't be going anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    This toilet paper obsession is a good argument for ìnstalling bum-washing toilets, which are more hygienic anyway and would save a huge amount of paper.
    Ah, but can the water supply grid stand the extra load? I dont think it is Solar powered!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    The whole we're in a drought due to AGW and we have to save water thing is so yesterday. Or have we forgotten? FFS.
    [Edit: Toto apparently claims that the water usage in a Washlet is about 5 litres a day for the average family. On the other hand, a couple of years ago Citylink were using about a million litres of mains water a day to keep the Burnley tunnel from collapsing ....]

    My toilet runs on rainwater. As does everything else in the house other than the cold taps in the kitchen and bathrooms. According to Yarra Water we use just 36 litres of mains water per day for a family of 5, so just under 7 litres per person per day. So for us installing a washlet won't have the slightest effect on public water resources.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arapiles View Post
    [Edit: Toto apparently claims that the water usage in a Washlet is about 5 litres a day for the average family. On the other hand, a couple of years ago Citylink were using about a million litres of mains water a day to keep the Burnley tunnel from collapsing ....]

    My toilet runs on rainwater. As does everything else in the house other than the cold taps in the kitchen and bathrooms. According to Yarra Water we use just 36 litres of mains water per day for a family of 5, so just under 7 litres per person per day. So for us installing a washlet won't have the slightest effect on public water resources.
    You're not drinking enough water per day.
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    Urgent delivery of bum fodder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Urgent delivery of bum fodder.


    I thought this was going to be about a Flight of RAAF C-17s flying in formation over Melbourne with the rear ramp open & blokes literally shoveling rolls of Dunny paper out randomly.

    Well who could blame me?

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    you've posted some stupid things 4bee

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblingboy42 View Post
    you've posted some stupid things 4bee
    I know. It takes some effort & imagination to keep up with the throng.

    That is my excuse what is yours?

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