Jokes

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Originally Posted by rrturboD

Not many people know of this interesting fact!



In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.

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:lol2:

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Originally Posted by rrturboD

Not many people know of this interesting fact!



In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.

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How do you ozzies know about so much about sheep anatomy???? is it taught at primary school still ? you must shag your sheep in strange ways over there?
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I came out the back of this Pub in Palmerston North one time, and there was Kiwi fella getting intimately acquainted with a sheep.
I said, "Oi mate! Back in Australia, we shear them!"
He said, "Puss orf, I'm not shearin this with anyone, eh!"

sigh...

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

How do you ozzies know about so much about sheep anatomy???? is it taught at primary school still ? you must shag your sheep in strange ways over there?
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Nah. It's because so many EnZedders have moved here, they've told us all about it. There's well over 1/2 million Kiwis in Oz. :mad:




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FenianEel
"I came out the back of this Pub in Palmerston North one time, and there was Kiwi fella getting intimately acquainted with a sheep.
I said, "Oi mate! Back in Australia, we shear them!"
He said, "Puss orf, I'm not shearin this with anyone, eh!"

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Originally Posted by incisor

sigh...

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Brings back memories Inc??:p:twisted:

(ducks whilst expecting ban AND infractions!!!)

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Originally Posted by digger

FenianEel
"I came out the back of this Pub in Palmerston North one time, and there was Kiwi fella getting intimately acquainted with a sheep.
I said, "Oi mate! Back in Australia, we shear them!"
He said, "Puss orf, I'm not shearin this with anyone, eh!"





Brings back memories Inc??:p:twisted:

(ducks whilst expecting ban AND infractions!!!)

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:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

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Originally Posted by p38arover

There's well over 1/2 million Kiwis in Oz. :mad:

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And that has maybe raised the mean IQ level of both countries.

cheers, DL

The reason New Zealand is prohibited from exporting Yoghurt to Australia is because it's their only living culture.

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Originally Posted by Hymie

The reason New Zealand is prohibited from exporting Yoghurt to Australia is because it's their only living culture.

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Remember the 'Nightlife in NZ' t-shirts with nothing but a big black square when the plug was pulled on Orkland?

DL