Remember, there's no 'i' in denial.
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Remember, there's no 'i' in denial.
South African Dutchman Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa. While on holiday in
Australia he decided to spend an afternoon visiting Bondi Beach.
As he sat on the beach looking out to sea he saw a long line of black
dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by,
"What are all those little black things out there?"
"They're buoys," said the Aussie.
"Boys?!" replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?"
"Holding up the shark net," the Aussie told him.
"Bloody great country this!" said Van der Merwe, deeply impressed,
"We'd never get away with that at home!
(Ref Debacle's deleted post):
I seem to remember getting a reprimand from the moderators for something similar to this.
Is there some sort of policy I don't know about?
Yes, there is. Just a reminder to everyone, do not post videos with bad language. The same rules apply to them as to your own posts.
As an aside, you'd be surprised how many post videos with bad language but the poster has never noticed it. I do wonder if that is because they are so used to using bad language themselves.
Been decades since I heard a good ol Van Der Merwe joke.
Did you guys hear about that new nightclub that failed called 'Erectile Dysfunction' ?
....Apparently it was a complete flop........
.....Nobody came.
I'm really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven't needed a vegetable in weeks.
I saw it before it was deleted. What was in it that was unacceptable?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist
The word ****** https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...017/03/373.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by d2dave
666 = SatanQuote:
Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist
665 = Satan's less well-known younger brother Stan