Why do bees hum?Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco Muppet
Because they don't know the words!
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
The horse says "Sure."
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
How do you catch a unique animal?
Unique up on him
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?
Because he was shellfish
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder!
Why can't Irishmen ever be attorneys?
They can never make it past the bar!
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He pasta way.
What has four legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
Where did they first make French Fries?
In grease.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderware!
What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
