Just got back from Woollies.... I swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
Can't believe the the current exchange rate...
:wasntme:
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Just got back from Woollies.... I swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
Can't believe the the current exchange rate...
:wasntme:
A Japanese tourist in Sydney was asking the bank teller "Why I only get $12 for 1000 yen today when yesterday I get $14"
The teller says "Its economic fluctuations"
He says "Then fluc you Australians too"
It took me quite a while to relalise you were talking about the currant exchange rate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bytemrk
My excuse is that I read your post late at night. :)
Only if you'll excuse my terrible spelling :DQuote:
Originally Posted by vnx205
Who invented King Arthurs Round Table?..
Sir Cumference :angel:
:p
It isn't really a spelling mistake. You have to choose one of the two versions when you write it down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bytemrk
That is one of those jokes that works better spoken rather than written.
An example of a joke that should be written but doesn't work spoken is:
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
Rubbish, there are only 2 types of people in the world,Quote:
Originally Posted by vnx205
Those who cant extrapolate from incomplete data
Three types, those who can count and those who can't.
And those that go off on a tangent :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Blknight.aus
There are two types; those who divide the world into two types of people and those who don't.