Thread: Jokes

A Japanese tourist in Sydney was asking the bank teller "Why I only get $12 for 1000 yen today when yesterday I get $14"

The teller says "Its economic fluctuations"

He says "Then fluc you Australians too"

Originally Posted by Bytemrk

Just got back from Woollies.... I swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.


Can't believe the the current exchange rate...

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It took me quite a while to relalise you were talking about the currant exchange rate.
My excuse is that I read your post late at night.

Originally Posted by vnx205

It took me quite a while to relalise you were talking about the currant exchange rate.
My excuse is that I read your post late at night.

Only if you'll excuse my terrible spelling

Who invented King Arthurs Round Table?..



Sir Cumference

Originally Posted by Bytemrk

Only if you'll excuse my terrible spelling

It isn't really a spelling mistake. You have to choose one of the two versions when you write it down.
That is one of those jokes that works better spoken rather than written.
An example of a joke that should be written but doesn't work spoken is:
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.

Originally Posted by vnx205

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.

Rubbish, there are only 2 types of people in the world,

Those who cant extrapolate from incomplete data

Three types, those who can count and those who can't.

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

Rubbish, there are only 2 types of people in the world,

Those who cant extrapolate from incomplete data

And those that go off on a tangent