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  1. 8th November 2016, 11:54 AM #3491
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesfam View Post
    Bloke bought a Donkey for $100 from one of the locals last week, ask the local to deliver the Donkey the next day.
    Local turns up the next day without the Donkey, says to the bloke I'm sorry the Donkey died.
    Bloke says well give me my $100 back.
    Local says sorry I can't, I've already spent it.
    Bloke says well deliver the Donkey then.
    Local ask why? What are you going to do with a dead Donkey?
    Raffle him off says the bloke.
    That won't work says the local, who would want a dead Donkey?

    Few days later the local runs into the bloke who bought the dead Donkey.
    How did your raffle go? He asks.
    Great! Says the bloke. Sold 500 tickets at $2 each, made $898.

    Any body complain about the Donkey being dead? asks the local.

    Only the fellow who won.
    So I gave him his $2 back.

    BOM BOM
    So what happened to the other hundred bucks ????

    Government a bit steep on death duties over that way ...................
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMKal View Post
    So what happened to the other hundred bucks ????

    Government a bit steep on death duties over that way ...................
    That $100 was the purchase cost of the raffle prize and was kept by the bloke who sold the beast originally.
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    So i rang Telecom , i said "i want to report nuisance caller ", he said "not you again" ......
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    It's going to be easy for Donald Trump to build his wall now that he is president.

    People are ****ting bricks everywhere!
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    I,m on a whiskey diet , I've lost 3 days already......
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    Who is the patron saint of emails ??









    St Francis of a cc.


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  7. 11th November 2016, 07:07 PM #3497
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    Was he in the AD or BCC era?
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    When Donald Trump takes up his new role as president, the first thing he is going to do is ban shredded cheese from supermarkets.



    He wants to make America grate again.
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    That has already started
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    Donald Trump is the next president, but the biggest winner is Melania Trump.

    She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.
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