Reply With QuoteI bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very happy with me.
I hear every time you get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
Im here til thursday, try the veal.
Dan
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SubscriberTwo Trump supporters die and go to heaven.
St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they would like to know before meeting God.
The fist Trump supporter asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter. The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes higher than we thought."
-Mitch
'El Burro' 2012 Defender 90.
Wizard
I bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very happy with me.
I hear every time you get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
Im here til thursday, try the veal.
Dan
Super Moderator & CA manager
SubscriberWere you listening to JJJ this morning by any chance...?Originally Posted by Disco-tastic
If you need to contact me please email homestarrunnerau@gmail.com - thanks - Gav.
Wizard
Hehe yeah. You caught me.
The jokes were way better than the feature album. Except for that last one about forrest gumps password...
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Subscriber1forrest1 was so bad it was almost good.... Almost....
If you need to contact me please email homestarrunnerau@gmail.com - thanks - Gav.
Loud Mouthed Rat Bag
Shouldn't that be 1fowwest 1?
Cheers, Billy.
Keeping it simple is complicated.
Wizard
Here's a few more Ian Dyson funnies (or is that funnys?):
"Practice safe lunch. Always use a condiment."
"Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date."
"The best thing I can say about this music is that it gives you all the sensations of a coma without the worry, inconvenience or medical bill."
"I acknowledge that everyone is entitled to be stupid occasionally, but some people abuse the privilege."
"Drummer jokes!!!!! Whats the difference between a drummer and a Savings bond...Eventually a savings bond will mature and earn money."
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it's still on the list."
"...This is about as useful as a chocolate teapot."
"This is about as useful as a microphone at a Britney Spears concert."
Copied directly from Triple J website.
TopicToaster
SubscriberTrump must be a Mac user...
Because he's definitely not PC.
-Mitch
'El Burro' 2012 Defender 90.
Loud Mouthed Rat Bag
Could be. We all know he likes a lap top.
Cheers, Billy.
Wizard
Seeking a break from all of his campaign rallies; Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy.
He invited Pope Francis and the press corps onboard for a Saturday afternoon cruise.
It was a rather windy day.
The Pope his little hat, his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water.
A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto.
Trump told the crewman not to bother.
Trump climbed down the yacht ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.
The Pope and the press corps were amazed!
Donald Trump could actually walk on water!
Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world.
The next morning the New York Times headline read . . . . DONALD TRUMP CANNOT SWIM!!!
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