Jokes

I used to be into Beastiality, Necrophilia and BDSM... until I realised I was just flogging a dead horse

Funny word necrophilia, originally from the greek language.

Necros meaning the dead, and philia, the verb, to fill.


I made a promise about necrophilia once, specifically passive necrophilia, I promised that as I live and breath I'll never do that.

Two very sick puppies.

You're into polygamy? :p

No but these relationships tend to go bad after a short romance so it's good to have a back up. :D

Are orphans allowed to eat at family restaurants?

Yes,, if they're necrogastronomes

Are they smaller than standard necrogastros?

Yes but they come with regular fries.

What's the difference between a Gold Fish and a Mountain Goat?













Answer: A Gold Fish mucks about the Fountain.