Jokes

Sad news. Today we lost the inventor of the protractor.
He's with the angles now.

Whats the difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

Porcupines have their ****** on the outside...

Cheers Rod

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Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Torn apart with grief even?!
He really held the family together. I wish he had stuck around a little longer.

I probably should stop now.

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Yes, or you'll be hooked.

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Yes, or you'll be hooked.

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Quite the opposite, I think he has gone loopy.

How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin divers.

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Did you hear about the circumcisionist?
He got the sack.

I thought it was the Irish circumciser...

who got the sack

:eek::D

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Originally Posted by scarry

I thought it was the Irish circumciser...

who got the sack

:eek::D

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I heard it was the short-sighted one :p

They all ballsed it up

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Originally Posted by jx2mad

They all ballsed it up

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Or cocked it up...