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Hitler is banned from a forum
YouTube - Hitler Gets Banned From Silentwulf
And the moral of the story children is: be nice to the forum administrator
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Well what a hoot my wife is still laughing.:D:D:lol2::lol2::arms::arms::clap2::clap2 ::woot::woot::thumbsup::thumbsup::arms::arms::lol2 ::lol2:
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Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift
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Thats pretty good.
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I reckon Inc will get a good laugh out of that!!!
Andrew
The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US. The Red Wings general manager signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason.
Two weeks later the Wings are down 4-0 to the Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the Wings! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the ice he phones his mom to tell her about his first day of NHL hockey. "Hello mom, guess what?". "I played for 10 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
"Wonderful," says his mom, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all the while you were having such great time." The young Iraqi is very upset.
"What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry? You're Sorry?" says his mom, "It's your fault we moved to Detroit in the first place."
Gold
A blondes year in review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Q : How do you drown a blonde
A: throw a mirror in the pool :o
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when
suddenly Bubba says. "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in
over 2 months."
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over...
....women like that are hard to find."