Jokes

From friday 5.

A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated by the antics of an apparent simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated, "Seagulls for Sale.""That's why we are needed" he said to his wife. "I think I will humour him.""How much are the seagulls" asked the psychiatrist"Only a fiver each" the jolly hawker replied"Okay" said the psychiatrist "I'll buy one."The hawker took the $5 note and pointing skywards said: "That's your one up there."

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by bob10

From friday 5.

A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated by the antics of an apparent simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated, "Seagulls for Sale.""That's why we are needed" he said to his wife. "I think I will humour him.""How much are the seagulls" asked the psychiatrist"Only a fiver each" the jolly hawker replied"Okay" said the psychiatrist "I'll buy one."The hawker took the $5 note and pointing skywards said: "That's your one up there."

---

That's hilarious!

Sent from my A1601 using AULRO mobile app

Oysters an aphrodisiac, pfft. I had a dozen last night, only eleven worked. [bigsad]

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Oysters an aphrodisiac, pfft. I had a dozen last night, only eleven worked. [bigsad]

---

I would have liked to be a fly on the wall when you were making excuses at nos 9 & 10 58i.[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin][bigsad]

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Oysters an aphrodisiac, pfft. I had a dozen last night, only eleven worked. [bigsad]

---

Did you put in a warranty claim?[bigwhistle]

I'm considering becoming a midwife.


I love helping people out.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

Did you put in a warranty claim?[bigwhistle]

---

I think one had a headache.

My girlfriend asked me to throw out my Meatloaf album. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

Bloody weirdo! [smilebigeye]

I just heard that there was a fire at the shoe factory last night.


Sadly hundreds of soles were lost.