Maybe if you'd have just left it at "Indian Spin Bowler" it might have worked.
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Maybe if you'd have just left it at "Indian Spin Bowler" it might have worked.
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Originally Posted by stooge
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
anyone else ... lighten up, substitute your own stereotype, and have a laugh:D ... It's good for you
Wow ... that was quick vlad;)
:lol2::lol2::lol2::clap2:Quote:
Originally Posted by sschmez
I'm nothing if not efficient !
I don't think the deletion makes the joke any less funny.
I do however completely agree with the proposition that:
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
I am a retired old fart.
Working people frequently ask me ...”what I do to make my days interesting?”.
Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.
You don't see many policemen writing parking tickets these days, so I went up to him, and said, "Come on, son, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi scumbag turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres and a cracked windscreen.
So I called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
I made snorting noises...then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
Actually, it is possible. You can pickup a cowpat by the dried side, leaving your hands dry and reasonably clean, and exposing the warm mushy side(before throwing at your brother or sister):DQuote:
Originally Posted by sschmez
Q what do you get if you cross a Elephant with a Kangaroo
A Big holes all over Australia :D:D:D:D:D
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Originally Posted by Ken
GROAN........
