Jokes

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Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

I was cuddling up to my girlfriend under the blanket on a cold winter night.
"My bum is freezing." she whinged.
"Let me check," I replied. "Wow, it's like Siberia!"
"Is it THAT cold?" she chuckled.
I said, "Nope, it's huge."

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My staff, including SWMBO, & I were having smoko yesterday & I told this joke inserting SWMBO for the girlfriend.
Staff thought it was hilarious, SWMBO - not so much.

Now she is getting all antsy every time I call her Siberia??

I don't understand women!

Jonesfam

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Originally Posted by jonesfam

My staff, including SWMBO, & I were having smoko yesterday & I told this joke inserting SWMBO for the girlfriend.
Staff thought it was hilarious, SWMBO - not so much.

Now she is getting all antsy every time I call her Siberia??

I don't understand women!

Jonesfam

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Like when you drop a good smelly fart in bed and pull the covers over her head so she can enjoy it. No sense of humour, wives.

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I get LGBT and BLT horribly confused. Had some interesting sandwiches though.

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Originally Posted by gofish

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This is me and my wife at times but I'm wondering why my TD5 keeps losing power.

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Originally Posted by Chenz

Can't help it

What do you call a bloke with no arms and no legs at your front door

Matt

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I can't either

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob.


What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool doing laps?

Cleverdick.

I have written a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

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Originally Posted by Shoogs

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Ive never laughed so hard for such a long time...thanks shoogs

Cheers Rod

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