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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    As an aside or short around the ears. What does one pay for a Gentleman's haircut these days? Is it a 2nd Mortgage thing?


    NOT A JOKE btw. I haven't been to a Barber for yonks since the time they had Craven A posters on the walls & the olde mantle radio tuned, nay rusted, onto the Racing Radio Stations & blowflies on the mirror.

    I'm just curious, as 'err indoors now gives me a regular skim over the top with a #1 & I wondered what I was missing.

    No Brylcreem either.
    $20 for pensioners at mine.

    The barber in Merthyr Road New Farm when I was young feller was known as "Two Minute Bill." He had two styles, short back and sides and crew cut. He cut hair, sold cigarettes and tobacco and took bets. As 4bee says, Craven A posters on the wall and the races on the radio.
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    Do you get a beer with your haircut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Do you get a beer with your haircut?
    Can do where I go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Do you get a beer with your haircut?

    If I play my cards right & butter the barber up I have, on occasions got better than a beer.


    The barber in Merthyr Road New Farm when I was young feller was known as "Two Minute Bill." He had two styles, short back and sides and crew cut. He cut hair, sold cigarettes and tobacco and took bets. As 4bee says, Craven A posters on the wall and the races on the radio.
    Wot all that while he was cutting your hair.? Must have got a bit confusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    If I play my cards right & butter the barber up I have, on occasions got better than a beer.




    Wot all that while he was cutting your hair.? Must have got a bit confusing.
    Think the barber is also the wife.

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    You may never know, Mick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    I haven't paid for a haircut in nearly 50 years. .
    yeah we can tell
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    As an aside or short around the ears. What does one pay for a Gentleman's haircut these days? Is it a 2nd Mortgage thing?


    NOT A JOKE btw. I haven't been to a Barber for yonks since the time they had Craven A posters on the walls & the olde mantle radio tuned, nay rusted, onto the Racing Radio Stations & blowflies on the mirror.

    I'm just curious, as 'err indoors now gives me a regular skim over the top with a #1 & I wondered what I was missing.

    No Brylcreem either.
    No. 2 on the head, and 5 on the beard = $28
    That includes a cut-throat razor shave around the neck area, hot towel rub and great atmosphere.
    If you go in on a Friday, you get a free beer, too!
    Oh, and it's an all female crew, as well!
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