My memory definitely improved after I bought memory inner soles.
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My memory definitely improved after I bought memory inner soles.
The older I get the more & more I worry about the Hereafter.
You know, "What did I come in here after?"
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It's my wifes birthday tomorrow.
She's been leaving jewellery catalogues all around the house, so I bought her a magazine rack.
I went on a camping trip with my wife, kids, and mother-in-law.
At night, my wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to me, she insisted on trying to find her mother. I picked up my rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.
In a clearing not far from the camp, we came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large bear stood facing her.
My wife cried, “What are we going to do?”
“Nothing,” I said. “The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it
Melbourne? [bigwhistle]Quote:
Originally Posted by sashadidi
Be careful with the John Denver voiced satnav.
It will only take you home via country roads.
What did the Spanish carpet layer say to his apprentice?
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I used to be in a band called "Frequent Urination".
We had several number ones.
