Seems the six foot rule is not a new thing....
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Seems the six foot rule is not a new thing....
Maybe not a joke but I couldn't see where else to post this ...........
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand
And another one ........
A member of Parliament to Disraeli:
"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli,
"whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
The new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?'
'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Sorry All
Due to state restrictions Santa is not arriving until 2026. Then again besides the delay due to 14 days quarantine at every board and Country; The and police and health authorities are threatening to lock him up for going house to house to house. It may be fortunate if he is her before 2040
[bigwhistle]