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Small dog free to good home .. great guard dog as barks constantly.. inbox me if interested...I will climb over neighbours fence and get it for you
I got a book today titled "A guide to surgical procedures".
I opened it up and the appendix was missing.
I heard carnival workers are going on strike. They’re looking for fair wages
From the Friday 5.
Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 1960s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
A joke by Spike Milligan.
“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States. ”
Colin
