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1938 - France Held the World Cup
1939 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
1940 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
1941 - Attack on Pearl Harbour
2018 - France Held the World Cup
2019 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
2020 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
2021 -
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Originally Posted by Homestar
CRIPES! Hold breath[bigsad].
Worker - "We need to stop testing our products on Animals Boss"
Boss - "Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time."
Worker - "Yeah, but we make hydraulic presses"
We're safe from the apocalypse then - France didn't host the 2018 world cup [emoji12]
Was almost going to fact check it before I posted but it gave me a laugh. Maybe it was a different world cup in France? [biggrin]Quote:
Originally Posted by DieselDan
Ok, after a bit or research it appears France WON the world cup in 2018 - doesn't make the joke quite as good but have edited it for accuracies sake. [biggrin][thumbsupbig]
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Originally Posted by Homestar
Yeah, sorry for being a party pooper [emoji1787]
It's called 'billable seconds'.Quote:
Originally Posted by RANDLOVER
A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'
Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.
My wife won twice last week.'
Moral, don't go to Pearl Harbor this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Homestar