Jokes

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Now that the covid restrictions are largely over in the USA, bands can perform concerts again, and one of the first to go on tour is going to be a Chris Rea and Dire Straits combo, they are going to call it Dire Rea.

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Now wouldn't that give you the ****s?

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Originally Posted by Gav 110

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Where's the one with a dead horse being flogged by my Boss?

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Where's the one with a dead horse being flogged by my Boss?

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Off camera.

Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

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Originally Posted by Eevo

Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

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Because it's French. They like to be seen to be unseen.

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My girlfriend asked if I would like to see where she got her tattoo.
Naturally I said I would.
She said, "OK,we will drive past there some time."

(Shamelessly stolen from the 1963 movie "Charade" with Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn.)

I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.
I've got Czech one too, a Czech one too.