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  1. 9th July 2021, 04:00 PM #7311
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    Now that the covid restrictions are largely over in the USA, bands can perform concerts again, and one of the first to go on tour is going to be a Chris Rea and Dire Straits combo, they are going to call it Dire Rea.


    Now wouldn't that give you the ****s?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    JokesJokesJokes
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    Where's the one with a dead horse being flogged by my Boss?
    Cheers, Billy.
    Keeping it simple is complicated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    Where's the one with a dead horse being flogged by my Boss?
    Off camera.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
    Because it's French. They like to be seen to be unseen.
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    My girlfriend asked if I would like to see where she got her tattoo.
    Naturally I said I would.
    She said, "OK,we will drive past there some time."

    (Shamelessly stolen from the 1963 movie "Charade" with Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn.)

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    I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.
    I've got Czech one too, a Czech one too.
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