Thread: Jokes

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Looks like they sent the wrong tovarishch to by a getaway car.

He may be nicking it, not buying it cuppa. Can't get the ****er going so will be late to meet up with the gang, running late it all goes to ****, & they all get nicked or shot..

Mildred, the town gossip and self-appointed monitor of morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a newcomer, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that seeing his truck there, everyone would know what he was doing!
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house ... walked home…and left it there all night.

Originally Posted by bob10

Mildred, the town gossip and self-appointed monitor of morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a newcomer, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that seeing his truck there, everyone would know what he was doing!
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house ... walked home…and left it there all night.

That is real Male Wisdom, bob.

Now that the covid restrictions are largely over in the USA, bands can perform concerts again, and one of the first to go on tour is going to be a Chris Rea and Dire Straits combo, they are going to call it Dire Rea.

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