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  1. 5th July 2021, 05:04 PM #7291
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    That must have been a clove run thing.
    Oh dear....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    That the same mob who sponsor the AFL umpires?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    That must have been a clove run thing.
    Is that what passes for Sage advice from you John?
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    Oops had a crack at the wrong bloke Now I'm in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    Oops had a crack at the wrong bloke Now I'm in it.

    Nah, you're ok Cuppa, but Actors Equity might be knocking on your door at 0300 one day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Nah, you're ok Cuppa, but Actors Equity might be knocking on your door at 0300 one day.
    Too late I'd have already started at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    Too late I'de have already started at work.
    They know where you live & they'll be waiting on your doorstep when you get home, but I'll try to cancel it b4 hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    He'd **** his Breeks if the wind caught the bonnet & it came down with a bang or two or three or four or more..



    Would obviously depend if his Stay was on Manual or Auto/Rapid.
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    not sure if this is a joke or a true story

    The psychologist helped us develop a masterful reward system for motivating our ADHD, Oppositional Defiant, Depressed son. The first step I think was that for breathing he got a nickel. There were about 10 more rewards for a graduated sequence that finally had him earn a dollar. The program started, he breathed, he got the nickel and out the door he went and took off for the nearby gas station to buy candy. I got the nickel, he bought candy and he was happy. It was too much work to get the dollar, he was perfectly happy with the nickel. My wife asked him once why he wouldn't even try any of the steps in the program. His response was "I'm just trying to teach you people that none of this **** is going to work."
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