Jokes

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A goalie's goal in life is to have no goals

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Originally Posted by Eevo

A goalie's goal in life is to have no goals

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.....and to stay out of goal.

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

.....and to stay out of goal.

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Or JAIL, as the Olde Worlde Speech Police would demand today.[bighmmm]

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

.....and to stay out of gaol.

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Fixed it for you?

An orchestra came to town to give recitals of some of the old masters works. In the town there were three animals who loved listening to classical music so they decided to get into the venue. The two dogs and the cat turned up and were turned away. The first dog spoke to the doorman and asked him if he knew who he was refusing entry. The man replied he did not know who they were. The dog replied...........I am Bach, my mate is Offenbach, and the cat is Debussy.

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My wife got mad and threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
I'm fine though, my injuries are super fish oil.