Jokes

Hmmm, Ian , this is the joke section if you don’t mind .🤔

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

As yesterday was St Valentine's Day, I got up very early and went for a ten kilometre run. When I got home I showered then tidied up the kitchen and lounge room and arranged the red roses I had bought the day before and hidden in the garage, into a vase. I then cooked a large breakfast for my Wife and surprisingly nothing went wrong and it was all ready together.

I put it all on a tray and was just about to take it into the bedroom to surprise her when I woke up, so now I will never know how that dream would have ended.

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That is the story of my life, so I know how it feels. No really.[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

As yesterday was St Valentine's Day, I got up very early and went for a ten kilometre run. When I got home I showered then tidied up the kitchen and lounge room and arranged the red roses I had bought the day before and hidden in the garage, into a vase. I then cooked a large breakfast for my Wife and surprisingly nothing went wrong and it was all ready together.

I put it all on a tray and was just about to take it into the bedroom to surprise her when I woke up, so now I will never know how that dream would have ended.

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I can guarantee that it never ended in a bit of Nooky.[bigrolf][bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

As yesterday was St Valentine's Day, I got up very early and went for a ten kilometre run. When I got home I showered then tidied up the kitchen and lounge room and arranged the red roses I had bought the day before and hidden in the garage, into a vase. I then cooked a large breakfast for my Wife and surprisingly nothing went wrong and it was all ready together.

I put it all on a tray and was just about to take it into the bedroom to surprise her when I woke up, so now I will never know how that dream would have ended.

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I'm surprised you woke up at all after an effort like that.

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Originally Posted by DeeJay

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That will never happen... They won't let the truck across the border.

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Originally Posted by Earthrover

For some reason the wife was dropping hints about buying her flowers at the weekend. I didnt know which to get so i bought her both plain and self raising.

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........& all the time she wanted Corn Flour. No wonder she had a hump on.[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

That will never happen... They won't let the truck across the border.

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Just reading about that infamous bridge. Cripes! What a history? [bigsad] I wonder why they didn't think to lower the roadway? It could have been much worse if the Rail Tracks were knocked out of alignment & a Train was derailed over the edge.


Similar happened near here at Crafers on the freeway many years ago. Semi loaded with Steel work hit the Pedestrian bridge, killed the driver & his female companion who was getting a lift. I think they copped it when some of the the load went forward post impact, & crushed the cab.


Can't recall the exact details now but they did lower the road surface a few feet. Job done.

Why lower the road when we get endless enjoyment watching ****wits wedge their trucks under it. It’s only one block over for high vehicles - not that hard if you have more than a few brain cells. 😁👍