Better late than never.Quote:
Originally Posted by sashadidi
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Better late than never.Quote:
Originally Posted by sashadidi
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What you doing?" she asked,
"Hunting flies," he replied,
"Oh, have you killed any?"
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he answers proudly
Intrigued, the Wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
Husband says "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
A man and woman had been married for more than 63 years. They'd shared everything. They'd talked about everything. They'd kept no secrets from each other except that herself had a shoe box in the top of the wardrobe and she'd warned her husband never to open or ask her about it.
For all of their 63 years, he'd never thought about the box, but one day his wife got very sick and the doctor said she would take time to heal.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the husband took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling €95,000.
He asked her about the contents.
'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me that the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
The husband was so moved, he had to fight back the tears.
Only two little dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.
"Oh darlin" he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she answered, "that's the money I made from selling all the dolls".
Has get up & go turned into a get up & do bugger all?Quote:
Originally Posted by sashadidi
Some folk have no ambition.[biggrin]
I suppose you could say, at least that person (being politically correct here) is honest!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
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Originally Posted by OldGuy
[bigrolf]We'd all better check our windows
Pinched of another site. Couldn't stop laughing...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...b633a71bde.jpg
True story..............
A woman I know has a daughter (6yo at the time) who found a toy in one of mum's drawers.
She asked 'what's this big pencil for'?
Mother's response: 'for drawing big pictures'. [bigrolf]
Same daughter had long fingernails.
I said 'you should cut them before you pick your nose again'.
She said 'how do you know that I pick my nose............... awwwwww'! [bigrolf]
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