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Originally Posted by NavyDiver
For what you'd pay you could have bought the whole orchard for her.[bigrolf]
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Originally Posted by NavyDiver
For what you'd pay you could have bought the whole orchard for her.[bigrolf]
If you understand why pizzas are round, packed in square boxes and eaten as triangles then, my friend, you're well on your way to understanding women.
Sorry, can't hear you!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NavyDiver
Dad went for a Drive. He ran out of fuel 50km from home near an orchard. With his window down lamenting his mistake, A bee flew up and said to him it could help. It flew off returning 10 minutes later with thousands of bees!
It told dad to open the fuel cap. All the bees flew in and back out 5 minutes later.
The Bee told dad to start his car. It fired up and ran perfectly.
Dad was impressed and thanked the Bee and asked how it did that?
The Bee replied "Easy it was B Pee"
Oh, James! That joke is older than you, still a goodun though. [smilebigeye]
What did Jason do when he found the golden fleece?
Opened a service station.
I knew John Sleigh, maybe his grandfather was HC Sleigh....... as in Golden Fleece. I know it was that family and there were no Jasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
The last yacht John had was a 13m Adams called 'Doris VI' and I sailed on it a few times.
cheers, DL
I did hear a story, probably apocryphal, about the Grandmother who told her grandkids she was getting them iPods for Xmas. She was confused and had bought:Quote:
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