Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by 4bee

Now with extra Perfume.

Ode de toilet is famous mate

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Ode de toilet is famous mate

I feel a poem coming on I'll call it "Ode to the toilet".



Cancel that, I'll do a Song instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dEwMlXGZIw

Originally Posted by 4bee

Spud, it couldn't have been much fun when having a quiet bath when some one comes in & drop his Daks whilst ignoring your presence & lets off a resounding, cheek vibrating fart or stubs their fag end out in one's bath water.

The toilet was outside, the tap was outside, the bath was non existant!

I've never lived in a house where the 'Throne' has been in the same room as the bath and, to raise another issue with the term 'Bathroom', what if there is no bath? A lot of places today just have a shower. Shouldn't it be referred to as the 'Shower room'?


p.s. I'm of the opinion that having the household, interior and exterior body cleansing devices in the same room would lead to logistical issues with other members of the household.

Cheers

Originally Posted by Saitch

I've never lived in a house where the 'Throne' has been in the same room as the bath and, to raise another issue with the term 'Bathroom', what if there is no bath? A lot of places today just have a shower. Shouldn't it be referred to as the 'Shower room'?


p.s. I'm of the opinion that having the household, interior and exterior body cleansing devices in the same room would lead to logistical issues with other members of the household.

I see the name "Wet Room" being used in today's society.


The shower is over a drained section of the tiled floor, not like a shower cubicle just plain. Bath is adjacent & hand basin is in the usual place on the wall.

Huge shout out to those that danced near the speakers in the 60, 70, 80, 90s

For my daughters birthday, I took her to sit in an orchard for a couple of hours.
Not quite the Apple watch she was expecting.