Jokes

**p38arover** · 8th July 2009, 11:45 AM

I pulled into the crowded car park at the local Shopping Centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, 'Now you stay. Do you hear me?' 'Stay! Stay!'

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, 'Why don't you just put it in Park?

**Psimpson7** · 8th July 2009, 12:01 PM

Following the death of Michael Jackson, thousands of kids have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police say they will let them out as soon as the locksmith arrives

**Outlaw** · 8th July 2009, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by Psimpson7

Following the death of Michael Jackson, thousands of kids have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police say they will let them out as soon as the locksmith arrives

Booooooooooooo

**Psimpson7** · 8th July 2009, 12:45 PM

HTFU

**Outlaw** · 8th July 2009, 12:47 PM

oooooooooohhh INFRACT INFRACT INFRACT!!!!

**Shonky** · 8th July 2009, 01:55 PM

no no... it was an INFARCT - Michael Jackson had a Myocardial Infarction.

That is to say, he was Farct in the Heart.

Infract... Bloody moderators can't spell...

**Psimpson7** · 8th July 2009, 02:29 PM

Think he was (see above word) in the head too

**Shonky** · 8th July 2009, 03:25 PM

Glad someone saw that open door!

**Outlaw** · 8th July 2009, 03:39 PM

Still wondering now if that comment is infractable under dodging the swear filter

**p38arover** · 8th July 2009, 03:48 PM

Yep.

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