Jokes

DiscoMick · 1st December 2019, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by gofish

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

It's okay. Killer boomerangs don't come back. If it hasn't already killed you, you should be fine.

**4bee** · 1st December 2019, 05:50 PM

If it has a bend in it it won't work anyway.

**Eevo** · 2nd December 2019, 02:06 AM

My wife told me I need to be more in touch with my feminine side...
So I crashed the car

**Eevo** · 2nd December 2019, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Eevo

My wife told me I need to be more in touch with my feminine side...
So I crashed the car

Then ignored her all day for no reason..

**Eevo** · 2nd December 2019, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by Eevo

Then ignored her all day for no reason..

And then when she asked what I want for dinner, I answered "Ah I don't know, what do you feel like?"

**NavyDiver** · 7th December 2019, 07:49 PM

Broke a bone in my right hand.

Its alright as on the other hand its all ok

**V8Ian** · 7th December 2019, 08:21 PM

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

**4bee** · 7th December 2019, 08:39 PM

I have a suspicion that could already be the cause of your problem now. The wanting the arm thingy.

**Eevo** · 16th December 2019, 07:36 PM

My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

**Fatso** · 17th December 2019, 04:58 PM

That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate Master .

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