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  1. 20th May 2021, 03:43 PM #7171
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Or worse, French.
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  2. 20th May 2021, 04:43 PM #7172
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    How do you get a country girls attention?
    A Tractor.
    Current Cars:
    2013 E3 Maloo, 350kw
    2008 RRS, TDV8
    1995 VS Clubsport

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  3. 20th May 2021, 05:18 PM #7173
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    How do you get a country girls attention?
    A Tractor.
    That's right........... a green one (JD, Deutz) is exxy, lonely farmer with one of those is obviously looking cashed up to the future ex-wife.

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  4. 20th May 2021, 06:20 PM #7174
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    We actually live on the continent of Sahul, which includes Tasmania and PNG. Australia comes from australis, which is Latin for southern, but I doubt if many of us speak Latin. So, greetings fellow Sahulians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    We actually live on the continent of Sahul, .
    Jokes
    It's not a continent but a shelf. The Sahul shelf.

    You may as well say we live on the Indo-Australian tectonic plate!

    Oh, hang on, we do!

    I'm so confused. Am I an Australian, a Sahulian or an Indonesian-Australian Tectonic Platter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    It's not a continent but a shelf. The Sahul shelf.

    You may as well say we live on the Indo-Australian tectonic plate!

    Oh, hang on, we do!

    I'm so confused. Am I an Australian, a Sahulian or an Indonesian-Australian Tectonic Platter?
    My missus says she’ll have me on a platter. Can’t wait to tell her the good news.
    Cheers, Billy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    My missus says she’ll have me on a platter. Can’t wait to tell her the good news.
    Your missus may have been referring to the platonic platter not tectonic platter
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    Quote Originally Posted by windsock View Post
    Your missus may have been referring to the platonic platter not tectonic platter
    Oh😩
    Cheers, Billy.
    Keeping it simple is complicated.
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    I think we are all lab rats. We go to the doctor and he says "take this". bit later we go back and we are told that it is not working so we are given something else. Two days later we are back with a rash and are told to take a third lot to stop the side effects of the second lot..........
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