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  1. 22nd May 2021, 09:46 PM #7181
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    It's not a continent but a shelf. The Sahul shelf.

    You may as well say we live on the Indo-Australian tectonic plate!

    Oh, hang on, we do!

    I'm so confused. Am I an Australian, a Sahulian or an Indonesian-Australian Tectonic Platter?
    Also don't get it confused with the Sahel, which is the region between the Sahara desert in the north, and the savannah in the south of the top of Africa.
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    That's what happens when Doctors make rash decisions.
    Cheers, Billy.
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    Mr Smith is waiting in the doctors office after having lazer eye surgery, his eyes still bandaged up. The doctor says, "Mr Smith I have some good news & bad news for you." Mr Smith replies, "give me the good news". The doctor replies, ""you're getting a new dog".
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    We were very fortunate it isn't Japanese we speak today. Or worse, French.
    I had a letter from France in my younger days, I never took it out of my wallet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spie View Post
    I had a letter from France in my younger days, I never took it out of my wallet.

    You poor, poor bastard.
    Just as well it wasn't sent from Franger-ville.

    A friend of mine rcd a message to visit France. It was enclosed in a Frogskin with come in it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    That's what happens when Doctors make rash decisions.
    Oh dear...
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    Mr Smith is in the ophthalmologist (eye doctor) waiting room when he is called into the office. "Mr Smith I need to talk to you about masturbation."..."Oh my goodness doctor. Is it sending me blind ?"................
    "No. It's making the other patients very uncomfortable."
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