Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by Tins

And eagles who decided that eating flat rabbits was more important than getting out of the way of Kenworths.

Or the crow who didn't understand and was hit by the Kenworth when the 'lookout' crow called out 'truck' instead of 'caw caw' (pronounced, 'car car')

Originally Posted by Xtreme

Or the crow who didn't understand and was hit by the Kenworth when the 'lookout' crow called out 'truck' instead of 'caw caw' (pronounced, 'car car')

You can't trust those crows:

Very smart birds crows, a lot smarter than kangaroos, that's for sure. In my thousands of miles as an interstate truck driver, (Kenworth of course) I have never hit one.

And when they are in the middle of my lane feeding on road kill they are smart enough to only move the required distance to not get hit.

All other birds fly off.

Originally Posted by d2dave

Very smart birds crows, a lot smarter than kangaroos, that's for sure. In my thousands of miles as an interstate truck driver, (Kenworth of course) I have never hit one.

And when they are in the middle of my lane feeding on road kill they are smart enough to only move the required distance to not get hit.

All other birds fly off.

Yep. They're right up there with pigs. Never hit one of them either. Of course, they may be a little more scared of a Scania...

Originally Posted by Tins

Yep. They're right up there with pigs. Never hit one of them either. Of course, they may be a little more scared of a Scania...

I'm right up there with pigs as well. Why would one put themselves in front of a speeding Kenworth/Scania(insert other truck make here) doing warp speed with 20 T on the back pray tell?

Nope not crazy.

When we bought our first D1 we bought a little plastic do dad that fixed under the front bumper which was to emit a high frequency sound to warn 'roos etc. as the air rushed through a small venturi

Must have worked as we never hit one on a couple of trips to Brisvegas/Snowies etc.

Then again we may have just been pure arsey.

Nearly hit a slow moving Wombat though, but they are slow ****ers at the best of times I gather. And probably deaf.

Originally Posted by 4bee

When we bought our first D1 we bought a little plastic do dad that fixed under the front bumper which was to emit a high frequency sound to warn 'roos etc. as the air rushed through a small venturi
Then again we may have just been pure arsy.

Yep, that was it. I had those things stuck on every truck I drove, and a more exy thing on the coach. Lost count of the roos I hit. Got a cow up near Coppabella once. Those noisemaker things don't work.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Nearly hit a slow moving Wombat though, but they are slow ****ers at the best of times I gather. And probably deaf.

Try 'em around mating season. They can run all right.

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Sounds like you've been chased by a wombat?

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Sounds like you've been chased by a wombat?

Only because he was probably trying to pinch the other wombat's sheila.