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While she was busy preparing food and hospitality for her husband and his guests, they told her that they were advising him to marry a second woman!




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Originally Posted by sashadidi

While she was busy preparing food and hospitality for her husband and his guests, they told her that they were advising him to marry a second woman!




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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Podiums..........now there's a product I can stand behind.

while speaking?



Did you realise it is seen as bad form to rest one's arms on the podium when speaking?


Too easy to fall asleep, so one can imagine what the audience are leaning on. Maybe they are hanging on to the "Speaker's every word?" Pretty doubtful I know.

Originally Posted by sashadidi

While she was busy preparing food and hospitality for her husband and his guests, they told her that they were advising him to marry a second woman!




https://twitter.com/saifsalahalhety/...96059752742914

HE must have been a Muslim.

Sorry if its already here


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A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00".
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound Of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her..being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the stink bait is$2.50."

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I do like Podcasts for continuing education but this is quite funny...

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