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  1. 20th February 2023, 09:44 PM #8431
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    I was watching something on the television recently and I saw a nurse wearing a hazmat suit. It dawned on me that my wife would look a lot better wearing a hazmat suit than she would wearing lingerie...
    If that's what turns you on, you go for it mate.
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    Recent research has identified that leaving a roof top tent on a car increases fuel consumption by 20%, leaving it open makes that 35%.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    Recent research has identified that leaving a roof top tent on a car increases fuel consumption by 20%, leaving it open makes that 35%.

    With a following wind & the fitting of a balloon Spinnaker it might save fuel though. Shirley?
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    We may be getting dumber?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    If that's what turns you on, you go for it mate.

    JAYZUS Spud, I am amazed you are still breathing in 2023.
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    While the stated intended use is perhaps a little beyond the manufacturer intended I thought breathing was what hazmats were supposed to maintain
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    Not have a dig at people with medical issues- Please excuse me if you find this humor to dark or offensive.



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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Not have a dig at people with medical issues- Please excuse me if you find this humor to dark or offensive.



    What comedy show did this come from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Not have a dig at people with medical issues- Please excuse me if you find this humor to dark or offensive.



    That's not funny, my other persona agrees.
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