Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by austastar

Did he get the sack?
Cheers

Originally Posted by ChookD2

What's a cheap circumcision called?









A rip off.

Also could be a tip off.

I wonder if it is rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

An Indian tracker is teaching his son the family trade.

After a day of analyzing prints and tracks, the old man laid his head down on the plain. After a moment, he said “Buffalo come.”

The son excitedly asked “How can you tell? Can you hear the hoof beats?”

“No” he replied. “Ear sticky.”

In geology the highest form of flattery is a plateau.

NASA has just released a new theory on the cause of Mars changing from warm and wet to cold and dry. It got married.

Went to the supermarket this morning and watched a guy purchase a piñata, some paella and a sombrero.

I thought to myself... Hispanic buying.

Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one baby photo in her wallet.


Why?...because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.