Did he get the sack?
Cheers
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Did he get the sack?
Cheers
I wonder if it is rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.
An Indian tracker is teaching his son the family trade.
After a day of analyzing prints and tracks, the old man laid his head down on the plain. After a moment, he said “Buffalo come.”
The son excitedly asked “How can you tell? Can you hear the hoof beats?”
“No” he replied. “Ear sticky.”
In geology the highest form of flattery is a plateau.
NASA has just released a new theory on the cause of Mars changing from warm and wet to cold and dry. It got married.
Went to the supermarket this morning and watched a guy purchase a piñata, some paella and a sombrero.
I thought to myself... Hispanic buying.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
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Why?...because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
Bank robbery..
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