Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by Tins

Old MacDonald was dyslexic, I O I O E...


( Apologies to the Big Yin ).

Q. What does DNA stand for.
A. National dyslexic association.

Parts of the country had some snow. They white van on the right is a speed detector van (well camouflaged given the recent snow fall.)

Originally Posted by spudfan

Regarding the New Defender. JLR and no doubt some owners of said vehicles aswell, are getting cheesed off being told that the New Defender is not a real Defender.
JLR and no doubt owners of these new models reply to this, by saying that the New Defender is an extraordinarily capable vehicle and will even out perform the old Defender off road.
Rumour has it that JLR are selling small sachets of used engine oil to owners of the new Defender models so they can sprinkle it on the ground under the engine bay of their New Defender.
Seems the new model just cannot match the older one in some respects.....

They are also working on shortened seat rails, and arm rest that extends further into the cabin and a loud mechanical sound track.

My get rich scheme for this year is I'm going to start selling used nose studs and nose rings and it's bound to be a winner as you never see them advertised.

Good luck with that.

Originally Posted by spudfan

Parts of the country had some snow. They white van on the right is a speed detector van (well camouflaged given the recent snow fall.)

ON one of my trips to Ireland, I preordered a 7 seater hire vehicle to cart Irish relos around. I was given a Blue LWB Hiace. After a couple of days I had noticed three things: 1. It was difficult to park in shopping centres. 2.A lot of Blue Hiaces were parked in Tinker (or whatever PC term is these days) camps. 3. I was pulled up at every single Diesel fuel check point. I swapped it for a normal people mover.

Originally Posted by 3toes

Didn't see that coming.