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  1. 5th January 2026, 11:33 AM #9391
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    A little-known fact is Paddington Bear has a cousin who prefers desserts to marmalade named Puddington.
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    I bought a Toyota, I know funny EH, but 4 times
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    The TV show "Who wants to be a millionaire?" has a millionaire in every episode, unfortunately for most contestants it is the host.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    "Who wants to be a millionaire?"
    Eddie McGuire, obviously. Well, more of one.
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    I run every day for 20 mins & if I miss a day I add 20 min to the next day. This has truly been a game changer!
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    You know that wasn't me of course

    An Other joke- A ex army ex rangrover, shot once or twice and more Truck driving instructor gent gave me a HR license today - Are you afraid?
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    Agoraphobia is the fear of open spaces, not to be confused with Angoraphobia which is an irrational fear of cashmere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    Agoraphobia is the fear of open spaces, not to be confused with Angoraphobia which is an irrational fear of cashmere.

    I am confused. I thought that was a perfectly rational fear of camels.

    Oh wait, of course, that's Alpacaphobia.
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    Q. Why do the French eat snails?

    A. Because they don't like fast food.
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