Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

My wife said she wanted to go somewhere expensive for dinner, so I took her to the local servo.

I did that twice yesterday for fuel,different vehicles,185L total.
That should last for about 3 days depending

No money left for food.

Today in the Strait of Hormuz, a ship carrying red paint was hit by a drone, and crashed into a freighter carrying purple paint



It was reported that the crews of both ships were marooned, awaiting rescue.

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Today in the Strait of Hormuz, a ship carrying red paint was hit by a drone, and crashed into a freighter carrying purple paint





It was reported that the crews of both ships were marooned, awaiting rescue.

I remember all those Chuck Norris jokes about how indestructible he was so this seem fitting.
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He actually died 30 years ago. It took God this long to work up the courage to take him.

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There have been a lot more sightings of Bigfoot lately as he was hiding from Chuck Norris.