Thread: What have idiots done to you, what have you done back.

Eggs refilled with paint stripper is good.

A very unpopular Sales Manager at a heavy equipment coy. I once worked at had a Commodore with a vile smell inside that kept getting worse. After a couple of weeks it was found to be a tin of fish type cat food, with holes punched in it and stuck on top of the glovebox with Blue-tack. Perpetrator was never discovered. Could be worse, another unpopular Sales Manager (UK Motors) was on the p**s with his loyal and caring staff, and passed out on a stool at the Terminus Hotel , South Brisbane, opposite the Greyhound bus terminal. The two staff remaining found they had enough money for a one way ticket to Gosford and loaded him up and sent him. The end result, I was informed, was that he woke up at the tea and pee stop at South Grafton and apparently bunged on a right royal turn at his predicament.

pia at boat ramp held up both lanes for quite a while and was most abusive to bloke waiting.
Just sat back ,had a beer and after he moved off in his pose boat we loaded ours and drained all the stale prawn juice down the window seals of his jap 4x4.
Would have loved to check it out after a few days but never saw him at ramp again.

There's a roadside stop in the northwest of WA called Barradale. During the winter months there can be as many as 50 vans/campers/motorhomes parked there.

We were on our way up north to work and had a long day just getting there. Well two carloads of backpackers pulled up too and that night they partied. All Night. They also had one of those CB radios with the horn speaker attached and they were making very loud announcements and playing their poxy music through it too.

Well, next morning we made our usual dawn start and by then these idiots had just gone to sleep. I found their car, drove up behind it until my roo bar was against their rear door mounted spare tyre, and then pushed them forward in violent three foot jumps. You know the deal. Big push, stop. Big push, stop. After a few pushes, two sets of very bleary, horrified eyes about the size of dinner plates were staring crazily out of the back window at one very angry driver (me).

Eventually they spilled out of the vehicle and came towards me (a little threateningly at that) so I rolled down the window and told them to stay right where they were or the car goes the rest of the way down the hill into the river. They stopped. I then lectured them about showing a bit more consideration to others and warned them that I know just about every copper in the northwest and that I'd have the cops look out for them (a slight exaggeration - but they weren't to know).

As I went to drive off, an old guy with a van nearest to these clowns applauded me...heehee.

A man mountain unfolded himself in layers from the ute, a bloody monster, probably 2m and 120kgs, went up to the cab, grabbed & held the cabbie by the ear while he pulled the keys from the ignition and threw them into the garden beds at the govt. buildings on the corner, got back in the ute and drove around the stalled cab. I

I've got plenty of motorcyclist mates and this one's really popular amongst bikers at traffic lights. Been tempted to do it myself. The rooves of shops and large bodies of water are very handy at such times. It was originally passed on to me by a mate of a mate who had been taken to court for criminal damage after nearly being splattered on his Duke. He'd followed the car, parked at a set of lights, got off and smashed the mirrors off the car, exclaiming, "since you don't use them how about I remove these caaaarnt!?". But from that point on he promised himself that he'd only do the key thing.

I've had a couple of good verbal goes at people when I nearly got skittled on the trail bike, being as tall as I am I look very very scary my riding gear. When you have to bend down to see in the car they generally get the point.

Method take a pastic bag put hand inside to use as glove find a dog turd pick it up smear under said door handels of car i do em all remove bag and dispose sit back n watch ive seen blokes chunder once they work out what is on there hand verry verry funny ..

Why, how many times you done this???

G'day Folks

Yup! mirror removal was a favourite in Sydney, IF YOU DON"T USE IT YA DONT NEED IT also on 2 door Valiants they usually had a spring based aerial on the rear guard, and from the right angle you ride up, grab, throttle back pulling aerial down, and RELEASE the little metal knob shatters that loverly reverse curved back window

they usually didn't cut off bikers after that

Once got skittled of push bike in Clarence St Sydney City. ran up to stopped car at next lights to kick the stuffing out of the driver, when from behind heard a "Stop! leave him to us" There was 2 coppers with open charge books. Still writing tickets almost an hour later, defected vehicle the works.

These days have seen too many guys with knives, guns, bats, 4x2s etc so just let them be. Also had a friend strike back only to have 20 of the *****s trash his car that night!
I just drive defensively as though every other driver is about to do something silly.

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