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  1. 4th May 2007, 04:17 PM #1
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    Who breeds these things?

    Last night, the same weekly dinner engagement, as usual, for years now.
    All gather at an Italian friends house, could be over a dozen people around the table, a great time had by all. Usually.

    Last night I met Pauline Hansons twin sister. Well maybe not.
    A little blonder of hair, same infuriating nasaly whining voice.
    Same broken nosed pug face.
    Same dumb red neck no brainer attitude.

    I want to buy an island and a really big bastard gun.

    Shorty.
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    So when is the wedding?
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    (Gunnery Officer) Target aquired, laser is locked sir.
    (Me ) FIRE.

    Utemad, go see if that brown Pajeeee thing is dead will you? Good lad.
    If not, you may also fire at will.




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    Ps. Did I mention it drives a Mistit Pajebeers thing?
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    love at first site i take it
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    I know a place in America where you can rent a gun for only $10......
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudboy View Post
    I know a place in America where you can rent a gun for only $10......

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    Yeah, hiline, love to sight up on it and pull the trigger.

    $10, really, thanks Spudboy, I'll check that out. Oh, I all ready did.

    NM, if that was all, bah humbug. No beauty queen, but, not unattractive to look at.
    Just plain dumb ugly inside. In the really important part of all of us. In her heart and head.

    My poor mate, Frank, spent about 2 hrs saying sorry to us all.

    Trouble is, our local bloke, old Sgt Foxx, he said no more Shorty, it frightens the ... I don't know, I stopped listening about then, saw some thing that needed shooting.

    Why can't we delete them?
    This place would be so nice for us sensible people then.
    Think of the Oxygen we would save.
    The Carbon Dioxide they would no longer breathe out.
    It's eccologically sound I tell you. It could save the planet for or grand children. Think of the children.

    Oh, all right. It can live. JUST DON'T LET IT BREED OK?

    Shorty.
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    Ive given up on guns, far to heavy to carry, a portable radio is much easier to use and carry, generally its also quieter...


    Air strikes are wonderfull things...

    saturation bombing is so much better...

    to quote bush (the original one and it was ment as a joke when told)

    Carpet bombing is very very accurate, All of the bombs hit the ground, all of the time...

    (tho its something id expect the current bush to say)
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    Think yourself lucky - I actually bumped into Pauline Hanson at Woolies at Dickson in the ACT a few years back - what a orible sight - I can assure you the wonder of TV makeup is a miracle - in real life, in her trackie dacks without makeup - is a real horror. Maybe she was buying dinner for David.
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    C'mon Shorty, one minute you said I could shoot her and now you say let her live?
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