Women........Gotta Love e'm

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Be very very careful what you wish for.

2 short planks have also been known to neuter :D:D:D:D:twisted::twisted: much the same way as 2 bricks :D:D:D:D:D

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Now that's GOLD:thumbsup:

I'm backing the blonde, she has 2 planks and knows how to use them:bat:
(sitting down now with my legs crossed:D)

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Originally Posted by sclarke

Is She Blonde???

If not get her to go back to the Hair Dressers.............

That is Gold.... Mind you, i think i have had moments like that.......

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Blonde, gold, what's the difference?

Cheers
Simon

I can relate to this story on so many different levels

My little darling of a wife in one day has managed to spill coffee on the passenger seat and placed a 30cm scratch and dent on the passenger front and rear doors and I haven’t even paid for my disco yet

Her excuse for the coffee was that she placed her travel mug in her work bag not releasing it had coffee in it I asked why didn’t she check it, her answer she didn’t think about checking it

OK

So in one week all the above and she managed to tail gate a semi causing a stone chip in the WRX windscreen

If I was to say boo to the idea of her wrecking our cars her trump card is “I don’t say anything you when come back with scratches from 4wding” or “remember that time you did this or that” You cant win :mad:

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Originally Posted by ROVERNIT

You cant win :mad:

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you expected to?

;)

Kiddies of all ages and sometimes wives have been abducted from cars and never seen again, the world is an unsafe place.

In some cases entire families have been abducted and some calim to have been anally probed as well as part of the alien experience

However it proves why the only safe system is a non human one, as the human logic process is soemtimes flawed but funny

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Originally Posted by grumpybastard

I can relate to this story on so many different levels

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Ya gunna have 2 kill me now GB.:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
Cheers Dean.

MRS Numpty I should of multiple quoted, my appologies. Was meant for all & It was meant as a light hearted dig, just read it again & it seemed a tad harsh......:angel:

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Originally Posted by ROVERNIT

My little darling of a wife in one day has managed to spill coffee on the passenger seat and placed a 30cm scratch and dent on the passenger front and rear doors and I haven’t even paid for my disco yet

Her excuse for the coffee was that she placed her travel mug in her work bag not releasing it had coffee in it I asked why didn’t she check it, her answer she didn’t think about checking it

OK

So in one week all the above and she managed to tail gate a semi causing a stone chip in the WRX windscreen

If I was to say boo to the idea of her wrecking our cars her trump card is “I don’t say anything you when come back with scratches from 4wding” or “remember that time you did this or that” You cant win :mad:

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You poor bugger, wife is happy with you owning a WRX and a Land Rover.

Sorry, no sympathy at all.;)

Cheers
Simon

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Originally Posted by 953

Ya gunna have 2 kill me now GB.:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
Cheers Dean.

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shhsshhh!

:)


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