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Originally Posted by dobbo

Possible answers

1. I need a tank to kart the missus' 5h1t around
2. I have a small penis and cannot afford a Porsche
3. I drive in Sydney traffic everyday
4. It's part of the equipment I need to fulfill my destiny so I can have my reward of 40 virgin's in the afterlife.

sorry dobbo but theres a few technical issues with you getting one. The hatches are only so big, its not like an APC where you can just open up the 2m square hatch and be craned in. Theres only 2t difference from dry weight to full combat load and the engine whilst being a stonking great 700+hp v10 supercharged multifuel diesel can only shift so much weight.. and they dont make a tilly version of it.

Originally Posted by landyfromanuthaland

What the hell would u do with a Leopard tank, bit big for the carpark at woolies, if u brake too late at the lights the poor bugger in front is rat turd.

Actually they go from full go to full stop inside their own length so its not the dolt in front you need to worry about its the tailgater behind. The primary tool storage is in external bins on the rear armour.

And its just the right size for the local carpark. I guarentee that no matter how little space that the nufties leave you to park in you will always wind up on top of the bit of ground you want to park on. Of course their cars might be slightly scuffed accomodating this. Its called touch parking, most new cars have plastic rub strips and bumpers that are apparently able to absorb the little touches from parking and reform back into their original shape.

And its just the right size for the local carpark. I guarentee that no matter how little space that the nufties leave you to park in you will always wind up on top of the bit of ground you want to park on. Of course their cars might be slightly scuffed accomodating this. Its called touch parking, most new cars have plastic rub strips and bumpers that are apparently able to absorb the little touches from parking and reform back into their original shape.
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Must be why they put rubber bits on the tracks eh !!just rubber on plastic11

Come of you blokes this is serious stuff - incisor must poll now to see whether we all want one of these.

Originally Posted by mittadisco

Come of you blokes this is serious stuff - incisor must poll now to see whether we all want one of these.

It would make a great Christmas present .

How about a raffle prize ?

Good Onya BarryJ!!

Nice Donation!!!

Now if I could get an ARVM my life would be complete.

Now that would be what I need for gardening purposes.