Thread: Loo Papper

Originally Posted by landy63

Just wondering how much more thinner can they make loo papper , getting to be like Ham Sandwitchs , 2 slices of bread and a thin red line where the Ham is suposed to be.

I know we are all suposed to be doing it tough but is nothing sacred ?,think i might go back to using the old Phonebook . At least it will be Digitaly remastered.:

Good that you mentioned the phonebook in your post, cause in the Telstra call centre "Kevin from Melbourne" has to use his right hand for eating and his left hand for wiping. How does he hold his handset whilst he is on the phone to me???????????????


I was told by a pharmacist years ago that any less than 6 sheets between your hand and your bum and you might as well be using your fingers (germ wise)

handset is strapped to his head so no problems

put the wrong hand in the communal feeding bowl in some countries and it gets loped off with bloody big sword

Soon we'll all be using 'environmentally freindly' Arabic dunny paper.....it's so thin you can't see it

Any left handed people out there

Originally Posted by landy63

Just wondering how much more thinner can they make loo papper

Thank heavens it's happening to other people.
I thought there was something wrong with my technique 'till I mentioned the problem to the Mrs.

Originally Posted by Tommy K

Soon we'll all be using 'environmentally freindly' Arabic dunny paper.....it's so thin you can't see it

Any left handed people out there

I think I'd prefer the french way over the Middle eastern way. Better yet just do it the Kiwi way and wait for it to dry and crack it off.

Originally Posted by landy63

Just wondering how much more thinner can they make loo papper ,

Not as thin as they make loo paper!

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

More than that I think ....but why worry? It's your poo in your hands, no-one else's

Stop buying the cheap brands.....at the cost of dunny paper these days the free local rag is looking good eh?

Just wait till you get to work and use theirs

You lot must be buying Boarding house 1/2ply budget loo paper. Admittedly its probably good value with 600m of loo paper per roll for 25c at Aldi.... but lashing out on some Sorbent 12ply will bring soothing comfort and reassurance to your bum and conscripted hand.