Thread: Loo Papper

Geez guys, just reading the posts here just makes my jaw drop!

We must be buying the premium stuff? As I have never even considered starting a thread on the topic

X 2....the only time is if you have to go at a local park and you get the rice paper thin sheets, that instead of a nice wipe...you just get a smear and have to use the equivalent of a tree to get it back to normal again . Surprised the old "whose a scruncher and a folder" hasn't come up ,

Regards

Stevo....a folder if you needed to know

Originally Posted by carjunkieanon

Rather than a phone book, try using an encyclopedia or almanac or something informative.

Sit down, relax, have a read, learn something new and interesting, tear it off, wipe, rejoin the world as a more educated man.

holy macril, i nearly wet me pants.

a scruncher. want a good inch worth between your hand and the business end.

Scruncher. I used to get in trouble as a kid for scrunching a massive bundle almost the size of my backside itself!

Scruncher. I used to get in trouble as a kid for scrunching a massive bundle almost the size of my backside itself!

Sounds like my youngest, almost a whole frikin roll topped of with the obligitory bend over and "Daddy is my bum clean"...ah the pleasures of being a parent,

Regards

Stevo

I think the Indian owners of LR will expect LR owners to do as they do: (all defenders will come with a new bucket):

I think the Indian owners of LR will expect LR owners to do as they do: (all defenders will come with a new bucket):

Having been watching Kennys world and his pooescapades around the world, the dunny in the floor is the best way to take a crap....apparently. Something to do with the intestine and positioning, comes out better whereas our typical dunny we are bent over and therefore not as free flowing.........just thought some may find that interesting . Oh and you cant have a thread on Loo Paper without mentioning the good ol "Poo tickets"

Regards

Stevo

[quote=stevo68;834804]X 2....the only time is if you have to go at a local park and you get the rice paper thin sheets, that instead of a nice wipe... ,


Yep, that sounds like the 'slip and miss' variety!
My ex navy father also used to talk of the tally ho method and then fold it right and you could then clean your finger nails, lol
cheers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGc-1fuTQ2A


Martyn