Thread: Egg my house - pay the price

Top stuff! And there should be more of it! I'm pig-sick of people simpering away about "poor so and so", seeking attention, misunderstood blah, blah, blah. God it makes me sound like I'm 90...Maybe I'm getting redneck-itis, dunno. Respect - if I didn't show it to my parents or to others or their property I got my *** kicked - and rightly so!

It's like catching an intruder on your property - you may defend yourself with equal or lesser force. Be buggered! If you break in to my place and I'm home, look out out, common sense says you forfeited your rights by breaking the law - it's not yours and you don't belong there and you know it. End of story.

Mike

what a ripping yarn,
can just imagine the sight

been there done that, ( on the pickup side of course)

aside from the what iff factor more of it should be done, if anyone knows of ex nyc commissioner brattons 'broken windows' policy they'll know why.



john

lol

DNA in the eggs.....thats gold !!!

Given the size of you, some real silly boys !!!.

Good work mate !!!

Richard

just an update
if you haven;t been watching CSI. las vegas miami new york and beyond, NCIS, everyone else does, even matts offenders
dna is everywhere from your hair to the dander that comes off your head even the spit that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze.
the sweat you leave behind on the seat of a public lavatory.

and even on the eggs,

each day you learn something new,

and yes i can say all this with a straight face.( but its hard)


john

Don't flame me too much but I was involved in some egging.

I was over at a friends place (abouy 4 years older than me) and he was shall I say a cheeky type of guy.

We pinched some eggs out of the fridge and proceeded to egg bomb the house down the road from the 2nd storey verandah. Probably two dozen!

The house was absolutely plastered. The owner on return looked at the direction of fire and concluded it could only have come from my friends house or their next door neighbor. The neighbor wasn't home so comes a knock at the door. My friends mum does the "I don't think my kids would do that" and said goodbye.

That wasn't the end of it though as the inquisition started. Missing eggs hmmm. Suffice to say that huge disiplinary action was taken and the house was dutifully cleaned better than it was.

Lesson learnt!

Originally Posted by 2 rocks

Top stuff! And there should be more of it! I'm pig-sick of people simpering away about "poor so and so", seeking attention, misunderstood blah, blah, blah. God it makes me sound like I'm 90...Maybe I'm getting redneck-itis, dunno. Respect - if I didn't show it to my parents or to others or their property I got my *** kicked - and rightly so!

It's like catching an intruder on your property - you may defend yourself with equal or lesser force. Be buggered! If you break in to my place and I'm home, look out out, common sense says you forfeited your rights by breaking the law - it's not yours and you don't belong there and you know it. End of story.

Mike

well said Mike , I totally agree with what you have said.

I chased some yobs one night with my 56kg Rottie and they whimpered with fear as he snarled around their ankles. Actually so would I if it'd been me he'd chased.
The cops duly arrived after a neighbour phoned and I got a bollocking for chasing them and carrying a large torch which could have been used as a weapon.
"Why didn't I wait for them"? the cops asked, " 'cos your response time is too slow and they'll only laugh at you anyway" I replied.
So off they went after chastising me but I never saw the yobs back again, thankfully.
When will the courts start imposing meaningful sentences again?
Alan.

Originally Posted by ATH

When will the courts start imposing meaningful sentences again?

That will be when all the bleeding heart, pot smoking, dreadlock wearing, unwashed civil libertarians have their family attacked in their beds. Then maybe, one of the judges will have the bollocks to impose sentences that the community find acceptable.