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  1. 24th December 2008, 11:24 PM #1
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    Where the banana is Santa...Hey

    Now don't anyones tell me there aint no Santa...bin sittin here for a cuppla hrs waiting for the sound of hoofs on my roof. So freakin what if we have a combustion stove...you got your fat ass down it last year .

    Bluddy 5 yr old wont go to bed, had to much beer....I mean....I dunno what I mean....anyhoo...can't go to bed before he does. As for me, I just want to hit the skids, wrapped the cuppla I had to...generally banned from general present wrapping....as apparently I am crap ....goodness knows why. Oh wells back to seeing if Santa can stick his gear into 6th and get the **** over here so pizzled me can go nigh nighs and be woken up at sparrows fart . Oh and to add to allllllllllll the other threads...M X to all....you'll figure it out ,

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  2. 25th December 2008, 12:01 AM #2
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    Put the 5 year old to bed and sit at the end of bed till he falls asleep ... should be off in 15 mins

    BY the way .... Santa does not arrive UNTILL all are asleep ... Thats why he is never seen .. but is heard

    Merry Xmas
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  3. 25th December 2008, 12:12 AM #3
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    Good work steveo merry X M S buddy ive had twiced the quota of cans all all the pressies r dun Merry Xmas to one an all
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  4. 25th December 2008, 12:21 AM #4
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    No kids here tonight and still up at bloody 20 past 1 on xmas morning......AND I HAVNT HAD 1 BEER Grrrrrr.

    Oh well, everyone, have a great safe Christmas and I hope the fat man brings you what you want........stuff for your Rover lol

    So in the words of the great man himself:

    "All have a very merry Chrismas and to all a good night"

    Cause im off to bed.
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  5. 25th December 2008, 12:42 AM #5
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    XMAS

    Merry Christmas to all.
    Still wrapping presents.
    Does anyone know how to wrap a trampoline???
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  6. 25th December 2008, 01:03 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocket scientist View Post
    Merry Christmas to all.
    Still wrapping presents.
    Does anyone know how to wrap a trampoline???
    Just set it up out back then send em out lookin for reeeindeer poo in the morn
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  7. 25th December 2008, 01:10 AM #7
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    santa is getting ****ed with me
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  8. 25th December 2008, 08:29 AM #8
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    Kinda forgot I wrote this last night ...feeling a little worse for better . Looks like Santa did come......though there is a delay on getting my new suspension and lift...should be next cuppla days. Hope you are having a good one...regards

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  9. 25th December 2008, 08:44 AM #9
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    Woken up at six when the Cockatoos dragged the sleigh off the roof.

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  10. 25th December 2008, 09:06 AM #10
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    Well thats 2 out of the 5 children done for pressies:

    Jacksons first Xmas and Connor



    Then off to Brissie to get my other 2 children for Xmas Day and also see Sharlea's son as well. Ah the joys of a mine, yours and ours family . Have a banana good day ,

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